Saturday, August 1, 2009

Tiny Expressions

Having recently arrived on this planet and declared his ultimate authority, Tiny Overlord is now mastering human facial expressions as a tool to more effectively manipulate his subjects. Following a long night of frenetic rulings and transcription, he has discovered the power of a simple smile to maintain order. Next task: mastery of the commoner's language. He has already begun experimenting with vowels, which can be particularly powerful when combined with a smile.
Left: Default Expression. Right: Experimental Smile.

The smile at right was issued in celebration of Tiny Overlord's recent achievement: he has tripled in weight since arrival on this planet. Uneducated peasants may attribute this weight gain to an increase in mass, but this is a common misconception. In fact, Tiny Overlord has learned to manipulate the Gravitational Constant. This follows on the heels of a similar snubbing of the laws of physics: Tiny Overlord has warped the space-time continuum to place himself on a 20-hour sleep-wake cycle. Sun be damned.

2 comments:

  1. omg, I underestimate the Tiny Overlord's power every. day.

    also, you spelled peasant wrong!!

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  2. He's obviously very smart in avoiding the nuisance of long hair during youth and middle age. He knows how to prepare for the future.

    DAD

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