Tiny Entertainment

Upon arrival on earth, the lenses covering Tiny Overlord's visual sensory devices were not yet calibrated for earth's atmosphere, nor could his sensors detect the full spectrum of electromagnetic radiation recognizable to most humans as visible light. He has been quickly rectifying this situation in order to more effectively rule his subjects. As of this writing, Tiny Overlord is able to resolve dog-sized objects on the far side of a room and is beginning to differentiate colors. As a catalyst for continued improvement of his visual acuity, Tiny Overlord now demands constant visual entertainment.

Tiny Overlord Code 450-FTR-3: Visual Entertainment
During Tiny Overlord's waking hours (see Edict 2748-432), all nearby human subjects shall provide constant visual entertainment in the vicinity of his visual sensory devices. This may include, but shall not be limited to, strange faces, high-contrast objects, mobiles, dog toys, and ceiling fans*. Any human failing to provide suitable entertainment during a given three-minute period of wakefulness shall be condemned to a minimum of thirty minutes transcribing new rulings.

* Empirical research suggests ceiling fans may provide maximum entertainment value, particularly the multi-colored fan in Tiny Overlord's chamber/nursery.

Aural entertainment will be covered in a future communication.

Yes, this pleases the Tiny Overlord. You may continue.