Tiny Omniscience

In order to remind his servants of his power, Tiny Overlord often uses his omniscience to demand the attention of the commoners when it would be most inconvenient. For example, while enjoying some tiny sleep, Tiny Overlord sensed that Serfs Glen and Rachel were trying to eat a peaceful dinner together. He waited until the moment that Serf Glen raised his fork to his mouth for his first bite to demand that he be served first. Tiny Overlord prefers that the servants eat in shifts, with one of them often having to eat their dinner a bit colder than they may like. Tiny Overlord also felt that this would be a good time to make his next decree, which he felt, should have gone without saying, but apparently his servants are stupider than he thought and require explicit rules.

Tiny Decree 9837-142

No servant shall consume his evening meal before Tiny Overlord has had his meal in accordance with Standards Bulletin 3DG-2809. Tiny Overlord will know if this rule is being broken, and the punishment will be loss of TV privileges for at least one hour.