Sunday, July 26, 2009

Tiny Directive 56-952b

No subject shall be allowed to sit on the couch for more than 5 minutes at a time while holding Tiny Overlord. Subjects shall carry Tiny Overlord around the house while bouncing him. If the bouncing is satisfactory, Tiny Overlord may grant some quiet. It is likely, however, to be unsatisfactory, and while the bouncing will be required to continue, quiet will not be granted.

4 comments:

  1. Does T.O. need one of these Boppy thingies??

    http://www.boppy.com/shop/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=3

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  2. He is sitting in one right now, as a matter of fact. It is his throne.

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  3. Also, can we not call him T.O.?

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  4. I only respond to Tiny Directives or Tiny Decrees...

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