Sunday, July 26, 2009

Tiny Proclamation

Household Subjects:

Be it Known, on this 26th Day of July, 1 A.M. (Anno Michaeli), Tiny Overlord hereby establishes this electronic web log for the express purpose of Official Communication. All decrees, edicts, proclamations, directives, orders, laws, rulings, opinions, and other Official Sentiments, shall be transcribed from Tiny Overlord's native tongue (Screaming) into the commoner's language (English) by Head Serfs Glen and Rachel.

Edict 2748-432 (The Prime Directive):
No subject shall sleep between sundown and sunrise, as this is the the official period of new communications from the Tiny Overlord. Violators will be subject to projectile vomiting.

Additional communications to follow...

6 comments:

  1. All hail the Tiny Overlord! He better not make this rule apply to visitors to his realm, because Aly is finally learning to sleep like a big girl. (Now that I said that, she will want to be just like her cousin the Overlord.)

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  2. Why can't the serfs make Tiny happy? He looks so upset.

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  3. Silence! Tiny Overlord sleeps by day. This will be codified during the next communication cycle.

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  4. finally the dauphin has returned!

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  5. How about this one?

    http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/9842/winstonchurchillsd7.jpg

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  6. YES!! When I did the Bing image search, that's the one I chose too :)

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